$avatar /images/dialogue/stalker_militari.png
Bandera:*Axe is an all-use thing. You can chop wood with it... or skulls.
$avatar /images/dialogue/liquidator.png
$options
$question 4
Liquidator:
1. I agree with you.
2. Cool callsign.
3. Bandera? Wasn't he nazist?
4. Sarcasm.
$go 1
$go 2
$go 3
$go 4

$1:
$avatar /images/dialogue/stalker_militari.png
Bandera:*Maybe you can find it here if you'll look it up real good. Maybe some stalker hid it here.
$end

$2:
$avatar /images/dialogue/liquidator.png
Liquidator:* Cool call sign, bro. I respect Stepan Bandera.
$avatar /images/dialogue/stalker_militari.png
Bandera:*That's good. By the way, do you know how to chop wood? Just swinging your axe won't do you any good, you have to INTERACT with the item to chop it up.
$end

$3:
$avatar /images/dialogue/liquidator.png
Liquidator:*Uh... Bandera? Wasn't he, like, nazist?
$avatar /images/dialogue/stalker_militari.png
Bandera:*What's with that question? Are you a fucking moscovite? How about you go after the russian warship?
*(They gave you something in the face)
$end

$4:
$avatar /images/dialogue/liquidator.png
Liquidator:*Wanna joke? An Ukrainian and a Russian are walking down the road. Russian is being hit by a truck to death. Ukrainian guy looks on Russian and thinks: "What a shame. I wish I could be in his place."
The next day, the Ukrainian becomes the truck driver.
*(Bandera almost chokes with laughter)
$avatar /images/dialogue/stalker_militari.png
Bandera:*You're a funny one, eh? Here. Take a flashlight.
*(He gives you a flashlight)