#1~Help
 
Move left: press 4.
Move right: press 6.
Jump: press 2.
Crouch: press 8.
Supercow Milk Attack: press 5.
 
Activate switches by jumping on them.
 
Collect pork butts and taters to get a high score.
Keep an eye on that timer.
Collect stars for bonuses and to un-lock the Chicken Dash game. 

Beat enemies by jumping on their heads or using your Milk Attack. However, watch out for the spiders, Cow doesn't kill spiders because Dad told her it was bad.

And remember, every now and then you'll be called upon to take a leap of faith.

Good Luck!

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