Your reputation is not very good.
We can't get people to go on a cruise.
The weather is terrible - the guests are unhappy.
We need to find a route that's a little more cheerful.
The food has gone bad... We have some sick guests!
We have a stomach-poisoning epidemic on board.
Mr. Smith had a heart attack - too much fun, I guess.
Send a medic to Deck 2, someone is feeling ill.
Little Jimmy hurt his arm.
Little Suzie hurt her head.
Mr. Green twisted his ankle.
FIRE!!! FIRE ABOARD!!!
Send Maintenance to Deck 3, someone smelled smoke...
Ladies and Gentlemen, We seem to have hit an iceberg...
Ladies and Gentlemen, We seem to have hit another boat...
A fight broke out on Deck 2 - send a security team now!
Trouble at the Deck 3 bar, again!
Send a maid to Cabin 4-23, they have a toilet problem...
Send a janitor to Deck 3, they have a clogged bathroom.
Bugs!!! They're everywhere!
A rat!!! It was the size of a dog!
I heard Miss Bianca had all her jewels stolen last night...
Be careful with your wallet, I hear a pickpocket is aboard.
Shiver me timbers, matie! And pass the valuables!
Oh no -- skull and Crossbones usually mean trouble...
Ladies and Gentlemen, We have some engine troubles...
Number 2 engine just blew. This cruise's over - call the tug!
Man overboard!
Gotta watch those drunks - another one fell off the boat!
